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Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
9:56 pm - Yes!! Yes!! I have done it!!!

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I have FINALLY  managed to successfully redo my third AMV for Advent Children....the Neden Game.

That's right folks, I am fangirl gone wild! Now that I have a laptop, my windows movie maker works better and I redid the video and threw that baby up on youtube.   Nothing shall stop me now!  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

More videos!! More ideas!! I am unstoppable!! 

Muahahahahaha   Reno!

That's right. 

In the words of Rude...."You love it, I know."


So here it is.













current mood: ecstatic

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Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
1:04 am - heh





PWND BY LI!!






HA!  ....got 'im!



current mood: crazy

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Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
6:35 pm - More obsessing.

Okay, so it's been a year since my Reno obsession began and this weather is giving me flashbacks and I'm going ballistic.  I feel like an addict who can't get their drugs....seriously, isn't there one fucking hot redhead in this world I can tear into? 

That's it, I'm joining the fashion industry to declare bright red spikey hair and rumpled suits with unbuttoned shirts to be the new mens' look for 2008.  And goggles. Yeah. 

Or maybe I'll have to go into science and study genetics and take the dna from two parents with similar features to his and clone one. But then I'd have to find a method of delaying my aging process to wait until he turns 25 before I enslave him in my basement.  But I guess that gets a little complicated.  ::sigh::

Anyway...

haha, his ID!

or this one...





and now some Reno quotes from the video game:


(When facing Tifa, Cloud and Barret after he set a bomb that they want to disarm...)
"I can't have you do that. No one gets in the way of Reno and the Turks..."

(When hanging around with Rude, his partner...)
"Hey Rude. Who do you like? What are you getting so embarressed about? Come on, who do you like?"

(When he and some Shinra soldiers go to catch Cloud and Aeris at the church where she hides out and has her flower garden, but they escape)
Reno: "Back to work, back to work. Oh, and don't step on the flowers." 
(He walks over the flowers himself)
soldier 1: "Hey Reno, you just stepped on them!
soldier 2: "They're all ruined!"
soldier 3: "You're gonna catch holy hell!"
 
(When the Turks are off duty in the bar and some Shinra soldiers come to look for them for their help)
Reno: "Right now we're off duty and can't run off to save your butts."
soldier: "We know you're off duty but--"
Reno: "If you knew that, then don't bother us! Lookin' at you is makin' me sober."
Elena: "Reno, do you think that was really such a good idea? I mean, that the way a professional, a Turk, would act?"   (Elena is new to the Turks at this time)
Reno: "Elena, don't misunderstand. A pro isn't someone who sacrifices himself for his job. That's just a fool."

(When Elena and Yuffie are kidnapped, the Turks have to team up with Cloud and his friends to get them)
"You're finally here. We're gonna split into two [groups]. You do whatever you want, but don't endanger Elena. Don't worry, we won't do anything to that girl Yuffie...for now..."

(...and when they find the bad guy Corneo and put him in a compromising position where he's hanging on for dear life at the edge of a long drop...Reno steps on his hands...)
Reno: "All right Corneo, this'll be over quick, so listen up. Why do you think we went to all the trouble of teaming up with those guys to get you? 
            1. Because we were ready to die...
            2. Because we were sure of victory, or
            3. Because we were clueless."
Corneo: "Two...number two?"
Reno: "All wrong." (steps harder on his hands)
Corneo: "No! Wait, stop--!" (and screams on his way down to his death)
Reno: "The correct answer was..."
Rude: "...Because it's our job."


::swoon::
I know, I'm ridiculous.

and I just found this description from his profile in the cell phone game prequel, 'Before Crisis'...

'A man who is thoughtful of his partners and pushes himself hard.'

hmmm....taken out of context, that sounds pretty damn inviting!



okay, that's it I'm leaving. 


...except for this....





God, I love him.









 



current mood: enthralled

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Monday, August 13th, 2007
6:07 pm - The return of the living Sims...
Just because.


So, we remember Li and Reno, right?  The couple who can't stop having sex long enough to use protection...
                                                                                                              
  

Well, they're up to seven children now. Ty, Phoenix, Faedra, Ethyn, Acer, Jetta, and Mecca. The eldest, Ty, went off to college to seek opportunities and women. Or women with opportunities. Ahem. Anyway, in his freshman year, he met an older chick, Rania, who was a senior, and he was lucky enough to score. 



Though their relationship was fast and passionate, she was graduating soon and wasn't exactly known for having a monogamous nature. Luckily, she had a younger sister, Riki, who was a sophomore and a little gothy. At the end of Rania's semester, Ty and Riki were already making eyes at each other.



They started off just hanging around each other a lot, getting comfortable and making friends...



...but no sooner had Rania graduated then they were hooking up.



They stayed together all through college, and when Riki had to graduate, Ty proposed over breakfast in the dorms and she accepted. When she left, she picked out a nice house for them to live in, and after dating through his senior year, he finally graduated and was able to join her at home where they married.



several woohoos later...  (my son's got quite a bod, huh?)



Li and Reno became grandparents! ::gasp!::



Her name is Mya and she can be a bit temperamental. But things were pretty good in general with the new family for a while.



As time went on, things began to seem routine. Mya made friends with a little elf girl and Ty started spending time over that house with Mya, making friends with her very pretty mom, who he restrained an attraction to. However, he did face a moment of weakness when he was out at a club (takes after his mum apparently) and met a randy college chick who hit on him shamelessly, but left before things got out of hand. Meanwhile, Riki started getting a roving eye herself, though nothing came out of it thus far. It was beginning to look a bit rocky for their marriage, but then they each found a new balance in their lives with new career choices. She joined the police force and he turned to a life of professional crime. Though it would seem as if that would break them up, it turned out to be the thing that put more spark in their marriage.



Unfortunately, in Mya's teen years, she somehow found out about her dad's small bout of infidelity and, although she still hasn't told her mom, fell into a terrible resentment of her father and cried every time she saw him kissing her mother. It took a lot of effort on his part to regain her friendship, and he is careful now about what he does in front of her. It will be no small relief to him when she goes off to college soon, but until then he puts in his time after work to talk things out with her.






Next episode:  The fate of the twins!















current mood: geeky

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Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
7:42 pm - Yeeeaaah! Heeeaaa! (and other nonsensical happy exclamations)
I got the Advent Children limited edition collectors set!  English version!

comes in a lovely black and silver box with a fabulous pic of Cloud!
12 pretty postcards! (no Reno)
A book of the script! (which, by the way, there are character errors,...I should know)
An additional book with back story that wasn't in the movie! (again, no Reno)
The anime prequel to the game! 
And other stuff as well!

I haven't watched it all yet. I think I'm savoring the moment.


JOY!

current mood: giddy

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Monday, June 4th, 2007
6:44 pm - wow, how do these things come out so accurately anyway?
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thanks, [info]aithlyn

current mood: surprised

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Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
10:15 pm - The Great Height Debate...
Okay. There has been a huge discrepancy amongst the fandom of Reno as to what his true height is. It would seem there is a split down the middle between those who say he is tall and lanky, about 6'1", and those who say he is small and scrawny, around 5'7". 

So being the scatterbrained insane bastard child of nitwits, I decided to take the issue into my own hands (oh, if only!) and study up hard, scrutinizing the meager facts and clues that Square Enix has left us, because they were too dastardly selfish to give us an official stat. 

They really have clammed up about anything solid regarding the Turks. Everyone else has last names and statistics, but they do not. (I even know blood types and birth dates, for fuck sake!)

Anyway, here are some facts that I have dug up since attaining an original copy of FFVII for PC. (and these are in the booklet that comes with the game)

Cloud Strife:              5'7"                                                        Cid Highwind:            5'8"
Tifa Lockheart:          5'4"                                                        Sephiroth:                6'1"
Vincent Valentine:      6'0"                                                        Yuffie Kisaragi:          5'2"

and online I found a site that stated Yazoo to be 6'1"  and although it is unofficial, it is believable, considering he is basically a clone of Sephiroth and the tallest looking one of the three Remnants.

Now.....visual evidence....

from the original video game, two screenshots taken from the battle with Reno. (Barret Wallace is also in this battle, he is stated as being 6'4")

 

hard to tell, I know. But what do you expect? It came out with requirements for windows 95!


here is a shot from a prequel cartoon that was made, I think, after Advent Children. Reno is on the far right.



hmmm....

and here is a popular promo picture of Rufus and the Turks that is found everywhere.




right. Now on to the movie evidence.

It is equally hard to determine from the film because they liked getting so creative with their 'camera angles' so perspective has been warped in many of the scenes. I dug up what I could of the 'straight shots'  for the closest way to determine, once and for all, how tall this fucker is or isn't.

here he is near Cloud...

 


In analyzing, we must also consider bad posture....

some shots with his partner, Rude (who we also have no confirmation on, though everyone agrees he is a 'big dude')

 


 

the back-to-back one is probably a more accurate depiction.

distance shots...

 


the final shot of Rufus and the Turks...




and an action shot of him fighting Yazoo where they both seem to be standing mostly straight.



aha!


Well, there it is. All the clues I have gathered to reach my final conclusion and closing statement (aside from, by the way, the fact that Square Enix is too fucking inconsistant!)

Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury, the case of  "Is Reno short or tall" has been decided, and I state that he is.......

neither.

I put him at about 5'9 or 5'10 ish, and depending on if you think that is short, then, okay, he's short. I have determined that those who think he is short see this perspective:  he doesn't stand up straight, usually bends at the knees and is almost always seen with his large, intimidating partner who I put at about 6'3 or 6'4 and is therefore easily dwarfed. 
Those who believe him to be tall, see him from the perspective when he's either:  caught in an angle that raises his height; compared to Elena, the female Turk who is obviously tiny, (this is more common than you think)  or seen alone in which case his slender form gives him the illusion of longer legs and a stretched appearance. They may also be overcompensating for the wild hair.

Either way you see it, ....I'd still sleep with him.

Elementary, my dear Watson.
















current mood: satisfied

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6:50 pm - YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
THEY'VE DONE IT!! THEY MADE A RENO ACTION FIGURE!!! I MUST HAVE IT!!! 

                       Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Vol. 2 Action Figures - Reno

OH DEAR GOD, GIMME!!


(actually, I just pre-ordered it, along with a special edition dvd of the movie. rock....although, Reno's not available until December. Why do they want me to suffer so?)

hmm...maybe I need two.


current mood: crazy

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Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
6:29 pm - I stole this from Aithlyn...

Your Score: Barbara Stanwyck

You scored 30% grit, 19% wit, 52% flair, and 14% class!

You're a tough dame, a bit of a spitfire, and you can even be a little dangerous, but you do it with such flair that almost all is forgiven (and even when it's not, you're still the most interesting woman in the room). You can be witty and charming, all right, but you have a tough streak that keeps you focused and sometimes deadly. You've had quite a climb to get where you are, but you're a hard worker and you mostly deserve all you get...and then some. You might end up destroying everything around you, but you must admit...you've got style. Your leading men include Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray, and when you forget yourself, Gary Cooper.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.

Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test


why do I always turn out either naughty or destructive?


...wait...don't answer that...





current mood: worried

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Monday, May 28th, 2007
10:28 pm - Somebody, anybody....
Dear God, FIND HIM!! 

I'll pay money! Whatever I got in the bank to whoever can find me a Reno and end this desperation!!


::falls to floor dramatically::

current mood: distressed

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Friday, May 11th, 2007
10:35 pm - Oh Yeah....

Got me a new expansion for my Sims. Muahaha....

Seasons! 

That means that it can be Spring.

That means that they will get even randier than usual. 

Woohoo!

(however, that also means that there are thunderstorms and they can get hit by lightning. eep!)



current mood: devious

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Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
7:16 pm - Lalala
Just thought I'd post some Vincent Valentine pictures for no reason. Cuz that's how I roll.

These are all from the game Dirge of Cerberus.


Before he became the experiment of the horrible Shinra scientist Hojo...when he was a Turk

          

I mean, how sweet and innocent does he look?

           




and he moved on to be this after 27 or so years of stasis in a liquid prison...


        


so I'll just state the obvious....fuckin meow

                      





and sometimes he's been known to morph into THIS....

      


pretty bad-ass

       



yep.


that's all.

current mood: mischievous

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Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
12:13 am - The Sims, season 2 haha

Okay, so Ethyn was growing up to be a sweet boy with a temperament unlike his older brother and sisters and exibited more of the asian features of his dad's lineage than any of the others.

Here's Reno with him when he was a little 'un.



Meanwhile, Ty was ready to go to college and the twins hit their teens.
Here they are in a last bonding moment before Ty went away, getting high on the bubble blower.



Here's the girls right before a day of shopping when they came home with clothes to make them look like floozies. 



After Ty moved to college, Ethyn seemed to miss him. He didn't really have any close friends and Ty was the closest thing he had, though they never really bonded the way the girls did. So to occupy his time, he harassed his sisters. (All in good fun, of course)  here he is starting a pillow fight with Faedra.



meanwhile, Reno and Li were having some difficulties finding time to woohoo without the kids busting in. Reno was really showing friskiness because it seemed whenever Li decided to take a bath, he had to come hang out in the bathroom. See?
  


So they took refuge in one place they figured the kids wouldn't look.



and guess what? 


yep. Hence, Acer was conceived. (Well, hey, they did it a lot, sometimes you just run out of contraceptives)






Next:  Ty goes to college!


current mood: nerdy

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Sunday, April 29th, 2007
10:16 pm - Axel! Axel! Axel!
Yay! I didn't even know who I would get because I don't know much about this game or the personalities of all the guys.

woot! Axel!








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Take this quiz!








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Saturday, April 28th, 2007
9:31 pm - HAAAAAA!!
This song is so fuckin funny and I love this amv that someone did to it


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkqb_W2tns



sorry I can't put it up here but for some reason LJ hates me so I have to use links now.

current mood: cheerful

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Sunday, April 22nd, 2007
10:48 pm - X chick.
Kay, I wore it. Here's a couple of picks in the hotel room that we took with my phone. There's one on Xtopher's phone that was taken at the convention center, but it won't let him send it to me for fuck sake.


                         



You know, I looked at the list of people who had pre-registered right before we went and lo and behold there was a Gambit on the list. Unfortunately, I did not see him because there were about four or five thousand people at this thing and no, I'm not exaggerating, that's the number they were estimating.

A shitload of young people made up a high percentage of the population and so many people were dressed up it was like halloween in Salem. Pretty cool. I did see about six Renos but none of them made me hyperventilate. (Well, half of them were women)  One was okay, he had the attitude thing going on but not his real hair. One did have his real hair that was pretty close, but he was a bit tall and not at all pretty. 

::sigh:: 

There was a really hot Vincent Valentine, though.  Couple of cool Clouds. A few Axels but none were really hot exept the one who performed in the Masquerade and kissed this other dude right onstage  who was dressed like Demix (I think that's the name--he's another hottie from Kingdom Hearts 2)  while they were grinding up with each other to the song 'Sexy Back' .....but I'll tell ya...that was definitely the highlight of the weekend. All the fangirls lost it in the auditorium.  Man, I wish I had that on video.

There's not enough adults who play dress-up anymore. 

Pretty depressing, really.

current mood: disappointed

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Thursday, April 19th, 2007
12:16 am - Preview

Okay, so I took some pictures of my Rogue costume thing that I've been gruelling over to wear to this convention. I don't know how well you can see because I took them in a mirror with my phone but.... just a sneak preview until I get a better picture of it.


  


  







anyway, it's dark olive green pleather and I got an x-men belt buckle that I put into it that makes it look more authentic. I wish you could see the boots better because they are spectacular (I didn't make those!) and they make me about 4 1/2 inches taller hahaha  woot!  (well the idea was to make my legs look longer so my hips don't look so big)

I dunno. I might chicken out in the end, the thing is so form fitting it leaves nothing to the imagination. We'll see.


Oh, and if there's a reasonably hot Reno there, you might read it in the headlines on Monday:

ROGUE RAPES RENO! RAMBUNCTIOUS REDHEAD READ RIGHTS! RALLY FOR RELEASE!

hahahahaaa!!!

yeah, I think I'm pretty funny sometimes.




P.S.  (in an unrelated topic--well, sort of)  I just have to say that Reno has the cutest nose I've ever seen.


current mood: weird

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Monday, April 16th, 2007
10:55 pm - Simmy Sim Sim
When last we left our unlikely family...


So my twin daughters turned out to be hyperactive and ran whenever they wanted to be somewhere, and Ty was calmer but social and things were fabulous.

Here they are jumping around in their room



playing with their dollhouse in the basement (nice butt Reno!)



Dinner time at the house.



Ty grew into a teen rather quickly. He's got his dad's good looks, I think, and his sister Phoenix looks a lot like him.



By the way, Clawdius is part of our household too. Here's me harassing him with love.



So the girls liked to do their homework in Ty's room and here they're getting help from mum and dad. (eesh that sounds weird)




So as swell as everything was, we decided that we were outgrowing the house and it was time to find the perfect place.
A Red Victorian Mansion. Yeah!

Here's the crazy A.D.D. hyperactive twins dancing after flooding the toilet



and of course, Reno and I were oblivious, celebrating in our own way...



::sigh:: good thing this place came with a nursery...


...and along came Ethyn.

current mood: cheerful

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Saturday, April 14th, 2007
6:20 pm - Fucking aggravated


Okay, I'm about to go Reno on the world.


Fucking kids downstairs have had their obnoxious music blaring all goddamn day and I'm going to cut someone open....

I can't seem to fucking link any youtube videos anymore for no reason whatsoever...

my computer seems to have aquired brain damage and has been taking forever to load a fucking screen...

I'm short on time in preparing for the anime convention and my project is frustrating me, so I'm trying to take a break, but there's too much fucking racket from downstairs!!!

AAARRRGGGGGGG!!!!










current mood: pissed off

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Wednesday, April 11th, 2007
12:53 am - Aww...

I found this picture my mom took last October. Heh.

I actually got a fangirl that day and she took my picture. Rock!

I picked a few shots of him that had similar expressions to compare, but I think it's rather obvious...he's so much prettier than me. *sigh*


                    

              


Wish you could see the blue contacts better.

Gotta say though....that was probably the hottest I've ever looked     hahahahaha!!!!


I'll try it again when I get smaller so my face is more defined. I ordered new black goggles this week  woot! And got some shoes that look like his. 

Yes! I shall perfect the look one day and then I'll never leave the house  LOL!!


current mood: amused

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